wet fart

fart with shit

i farted shit

by rooby August 17, 2003

wet politician

When you are having intercourse, you have the woman squirt all over important paperwork, afterwords you let it dry, and let your co-worker deal with the paperwork in the morning !

Man, my wife brought home extra paperwork because her asshole boss. Jokes on him, we did the Wet Politician !

by Adrennanlin January 30, 2015

Soaking Wet

When a females pussy isn't just wet, it's really really wet.

My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.

by Anonymous Anon Girl November 6, 2015

Wet Waffle

A game in which participants proceed to masturbate in a circle around a cooked waffle. Last participant to ejaculate is required to eat the fresh "wet waffle".

Damn yo I'm trying to call up the posse and get a stupendous round of wet waffle. I hope I blow my load quick because last time I ate the waffle I had to get my stomach pumped because there was so much cum icing topping the waffle.

by wet waffler September 28, 2009

wet dream

1) Dreaming about fucking a girl or pillow or whatevers and you ejaculate from just dreaming about it.
2) The most easiest and effortless method of masterbating.

I had a wet dream last night and nutted all in my draws. But the chick in my dream was pretty hot. I think she'll call me back.

by gundamNIT January 15, 2003

Wet Yoghurt

someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker

that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?

by donaldchump June 11, 2018

wet cushion

The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.

1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.

by xxPlasmaMulletxx August 1, 2006