Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.
by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

by swagsaur69 March 1, 2019

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024

by Trap Niggggg April 10, 2010

Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7
Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes
Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale
Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale
by Night jackfruit July 5, 2021

Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)
by asktheladiez October 10, 2022
