new hampshire ski slalom

When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously

“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

ski me in the ski hole

It is the direct meaning of whatever you choose ski to mean. ski can mean anything you want it to

I missed that shot! Ski me in the Ski hole!

by mrhappypants69 July 6, 2011

sand water skiing

Angel’s fantasy

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

Dummy Ski

Something or someone is really finished, defeated, or dead. Dummy ski is more extreme than "ski".

Guy 1: "Did you study for the biology quiz?"

Guy 2: "Oh crap! I forgot. Yeah, it's dummy ski for this quiz"

by Truuuuman September 6, 2016

Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American

“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”

by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025

Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.

Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.

by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024

Dude-ski

A word that can be used in ANY situation in replacement of an actual sentence.

GUY 1- Walks into friend's house holding an ax.

GUY 2- "Dude-ski ?" meaning, are you going to kill me with that ax?

GUY 1- "Dude-ski" meaning, yeah i am.

GUY 2- "Duuuuuuuuuude-ski !!!!!!!!!!!!" meaning, help me.

by 024pghpat April 6, 2022