ski the west

Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.
Ski the west if you can't handle some cold and rocks.
by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024
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ski dawgs

leo, cathy, henry, and ellie are ski dawgs.
by swagsaur69 March 1, 2019
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Jet Ski

Hacking a loogie in your bitches pussy and motor boating that shit
"Hey Brad just did a jet ski on my bitch earlier!"
by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020
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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
mugGet the Ski Tuck Blastermug.

Ski Doop

To do something swiftly, quickly, or excellently. Also "To Do".
Damn dawg. She just Ski Dooped that job like a pro.
by Trap Niggggg April 10, 2010
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Skiing

Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7
Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes

Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale
by Night jackfruit July 5, 2021
mugGet the Skiingmug.

Ski Sexy

Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)
Please SKI SEXY, please stop spilling everything.
by asktheladiez October 10, 2022
mugGet the Ski Sexymug.

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