ego waffle

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.

I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.

by dreadman11 June 14, 2011

Orange Waffle

Orange Waffle: a term referring to female genital mutation giving the large and puffy labia with orange hue with cheese-like excretions that sometimes smell like Asian food. This retardation of the vagina leads to continual break-ups and embarrassment for females with this condition. Often found in Asian females, Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) sometimes leads to said females acting out wildly.

After finally getting intimate with his new girlfriend Sharon, Barry smelled the lower-body wafting of Kimchi & Soy Sauce and disgustedly ran from the room. Once again Sharon's Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) ruined a relationship and in a drunken rage, Sharon streaked through her neighborhood laying on top of cars at times.

by MrChunk June 15, 2012

poop waffle

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

by Testicularism November 9, 2019

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

waffle

Racial slur for a person of Belgian descent.

Fucking waffles taking our jobs...

by bubblebreaker March 22, 2009

Poka dot waffle

A moldy vagina worst than a blue waffle

The woman was so old she hada poka dot waffle.

by cj1x35 June 7, 2010

Waffle

1. n. A lighter version of a pancake, but crisp and made with a waffle iron.
2. v. To fuck a girl doggy style through a waffle, when the male is finished with his business he releases his sperm onto the waffle and the female eats it as a tasty treat. Also known as waffling.
3. v. A term used to describe a very attractive female that needs a good waffle and cock in her pussy.

1. Let's make some waffles today dear.
2. My girlfriend and I are going to waffle when I get off work tonight!
3. I would waffle the shit out of her! She is definitely waffle worthy!

by Mcholypotato November 8, 2007