walking the goose

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

by weezerdog3 May 3, 2014

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molly walking

The way a person walks due to having a gun, other then a handgun, secured behind his/her waistband. The size of the gun (shotgun, rifle, blowgun, etc) itself is the reason why the molly walk comes about.

Oh shizzle! Josh is straight molly walking over here, I think he's about to bust a cap!!

by Ssimon007 November 10, 2008

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walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

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walking ahead

When a woman needs sometime to herself to surf the net, explore new places, and get lost in her thoughts

Don't worry about Sara; she's walking ahead.

by DTLVR July 8, 2009

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Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

by Alosie December 4, 2009

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