Topless Vegas

The sneaky sniff / the backhand smell guzzler / aroma nights. An attempt to preserve and ultimately absorb a persons essence without their knowledge.

1) Johno found himself too intimidated to initiate conversation with the woman of his desire so instead opted for a topless vegas as he walked by.
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”

“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”

by jizzpack January 4, 2010

near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey

Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.

by Usern789 October 5, 2011

vegan

being vegan means that you do not consume any animal products including meat, eggs, diary, etc. or animal byproducts and do not wear any animal products like leather, wool, silk, etc.

and i just wanted to add in that not all vegans are nazi's we are all cool people and just because we are vegan does not mean that we dont like people who eat animals or use animal products. it is just our dietary choice we believe that you shouldn't eat or harm animals. i think it would be great to see more vegans but most of us dont try to push it on anyone. for example both my roommates eat meat and i am vegan and we get along great i respect their decision and they respect mine

john- hey man would you like some steak

vegan-no thanks man i am vegan,thanks though

john-aw, sorry man, i bet that is hard i could never do it

vegan-no it really isn't that hard at all, you should just give it a try, if you dont like it dont do it. but it is healthier and it saves the animals

john- no thanks man i like meat too much.

vegan-oh its cool, its not for everyone i guess

by Josh Diamond February 22, 2007

Vegan

One who insists that their diet is more ethical, despite the fact that millions of animals are killed every year in the adding of insecticide to and harvesting of their food.

Will someone shut this vegan up?

by Arachnidoc July 10, 2005

Vegan

A) Someone who eats nothing that has anything to do with animals. Nothing... at all. Nope, not even milk, soymilk, but not milk. They do not realize that plants are living things too, with children and parents, and brothers and sister. I actually just eat plastic, lets hope to god that it doesnt turn out to be alive.

B) 2nd step to becoming a Nazi.

Billy is a vegan, he eats nothing except plants. Too bad, though. The little cabbage never saw it coming. *sniff*

Damn plant eaters...

by Incinerator1990 August 23, 2006

word vegan

a word vegan is a person who doesn't say any bad words, even things like crap and stupid. See word vegitarian and word carnivore for more info.:)

She got mad at me when I said she was stupid because she was a word vegan.

by a word vegan June 11, 2008

Vegan

Someone who does not use any animal products (which is near impossible). It has been proven that to be a vegan one must have a ridiculous superiority complex. This is often mistaken by the vegan and other vegans as enlightenment. This massive ego stimulation often results in insulting "meat-eaters" undeservedly, and the delusion that they are actually making a change. This also involves constant bragging about how much they love the lifestyle.

1. "If you are not a vegan, you are a terrible, terrible person incapable of feeling compassion or love because you can stomach the thought of killing a cow. Hold on, I have to finish my tofu and soy milk."
2. "As a vegan, I would sooner kill one human infant than two cows."
(Note: Number 2 is a direct quote from a vegan I know.)

by Howard D. Marsh May 29, 2011