googly vagine

When a girl super glues googly eyes to her vagina.

Yo that girls vagine is googly af my nigga xd (googly vagine)

by 1inchgrinch November 30, 2016

vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.

From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.

by TheBlueScout January 25, 2017

Vaginalize

Definition: to make into a pussy.

Ex 1. That kid was only vaginalizing himself, he hasn't really followed through.

Ex 2. He is bluffing and will only just vaginalize himself later.

by zeta c November 28, 2015

vaginal slurpy

The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.

by maxi-pad. April 7, 2016

Vagineer

a person who specializes in and is well versed in the exploration, navigation, mechanics and inner workings of the human vagina.

He was a fucking vagineer with my pussy, he made me cum four times.

by Vedgefucky January 15, 2019

Vaginal vanilla

vaginal discharge that absolutely reeks

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.

by lonelybowling June 13, 2018

vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018