hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self

"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."

by gingervitus May 7, 2008

flower down under

when a women grows a flower or plants a flower in her pussy. It is also refered to as a pussy willow. Sometimes women grow vegatables for men to eat during oral sex. The mens cum makes the soil in the pussy very rich creating an environment for the pussy willow to thrive in.

Hey man wanna go out for dinner?

No man, im having my girls flower down under tonight!

by vah jina July 10, 2009

underage

hot

don't tell her mom okay, she was underaged

by dan the damned meme man February 13, 2019

under your absence

THE BEST band ever! and they're hot too!

"wow ... have you heard Under Your Absence's latest song?"
"Yeah ... they fricken rock!"

by prettypunkfan12 January 28, 2004

Under The Pump

When you masturbate then do a backflip as you climax so that you ejaculate on your own face in mid-air.

Person 1: "Is that a bit of ranch dressing on your face?"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"

by Lord Of All Things Sasquatch November 9, 2020

Down Under

People who live in Australia

That person is from down under

by Stephan is Awesome June 16, 2018

go stand under a tree

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree

BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree

by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010