Uber Wank 

A bunch of raggle toothed, dick skinning, moon unit lovers who seem to get pleasure from watching an old hag who likes being German goggled from multiple angles & distances wave from her castle once a year. They are a strange race & idolise people like, Alan Hanson & Gordon Brown. These 2 turn coat sons of brown octobers wish they where English as one runs England while the other doesnt shut up about it.

Sinj Maheed: Hey You Guy, Me Going Shoot You Yeah!
Tony Blair: Why?
Sinj Maheed: Cause Your An "Uber Wank"!

Uber Wank by T-Zone December 6, 2007

uber dork

uber dork is a word usually descirbes dork and wannabee dorks. it is the sister word to teehee giggle snort. and cousin to signature porn star (which is copyrighted)

Jayne: Omg she cant do a cartwheele.
Pete: What an uber dork!

uber dork by twiglett is on crack January 30, 2008

UBER PONE

To beat the shit out of someone/something. In white peoples terms

"Damn, ya boi got fukkin uber poned last night at the party!"

UBER PONE by jay love June 12, 2006

Uber-moses 

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

Uber-moses by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006

uber jaw 

A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.

Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.

uber jaw by CIST July 11, 2007

uber pwners 

(oober powners)n. 1 a band name 2 people who pwn uberly

here's an awsome jazz band they are the uber pwners! (clapping)

uber pwners by Tim Christensen July 20, 2007

UBER puntter  

one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.

UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez

UBER puntter by allister loveday November 5, 2007