twist the whistle

Smoking "crack"and/or "meth" ..methamphetamine from a glass pipe. While working as a firefighter/paramedic I asked a patient if he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol? He replied I "twisted the whistle" a few times today. I replied with... "twist the whistle"? He further replied... yeah you know smoke crack! "Twist the whistle, twist-ed, twist-ing".
I got my hands on some blue, do you want to "twist the whistle"?
by firedik December 24, 2016
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Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
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twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.
He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.
by TheTLang April 09, 2019
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The Old school twist

when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole
( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)
by mitchell richardson October 12, 2011
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described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"
by Skizzzzer January 06, 2024
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described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"
by Skizzzzer January 06, 2024
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Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea
There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.
by Twisted lover 69 March 06, 2024
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