bae-train

a bunch of girls or guys all trying to get at the same person following him/her as though he/she is the engine and they are the cars hooked onto it.

Jeremy: "How's your bae-train going?"
Jesse: "Terrible, they wont stop following me and making my dream girl not like me."
Jeremy: "You might be on her bae-train too, she is gorgeous."

by rawrzee September 24, 2014

Hell Train

Certifiably one of the fastest ways to get drunk, fit for the king of darkness himself. Set up six shot glasses filled with your choice of liquor (at least 50 proof), lined up like St. Peter's cross with one on top (3 in a line, 2 on either side between the 1st and 2nd, and 1 balanced on top of the 4 in the center), and whenever your prayers are said, you take each shot back to back with no break (aka "riding" the hell train) and try not to spit it all out even though your insides are probably burning like the 8th circle

David: bruh, how'd Chris get shitfaced so fast? We've only been here 20 minutes
Robby: Oh, he rode the hell train twice, he'll probably pass out soon

by devilintraining April 16, 2015

fitness trainer

A Person who listens to your dumb shit while trying to stop your ass from growing.

Becky's fitness trainer longs for the day that death will release him.

by Seedaverun November 7, 2015

Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

by That other old guy June 8, 2016

Butthurt Train

Someone who is/was offended by something you said or did. Upset and or angry.

Person 1: You really pissed that Tony guy off!

Person 2: I so did! I was like "Bye Felicia" and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train!

by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

why train

When you reply to a answer or statement by simply saying 'why'
When you get your second answer, you'll just answer 'why' again, and so on.

Put simply; a good way to annoy someone.

"You know what? I'm going to get the teacher annoyed with a why train."
--
"So, Why is school cancelled this friday?"
"It's because we need to do Professional development."
"Why?"
"Because teachers need to learn as well."
"Why?"
"Because we don't know everything."
"But Why?"

by exwum May 8, 2017