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tomato tornado

When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.
"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"
by James W. Baxter March 25, 2016
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White Tornado

During a threesome, MMF, an accidental nut-shot unloads into one unsuspecting male participants eyes causing him to thrash about frantically looking for a wipe rag.
Carl got hit by a Swedish Terrorist on Saturday and he became a White Tornado and destroyed three shelves and his 50 inch LCD TV! What a blast!
by Richardbeck August 24, 2009
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toink

a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.
has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!
by wildwit July 30, 2010
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Tonk

Noun

1 Violent masturbation session, particularly when depressed or hungry.

2 Vigorous post-workout masturbation in any gym's changing room or showers.

Verb

To bring ones' self or another male to orgasm following, or sometimes during, a workout in the gym
- "I've really worked up a sweat on the treadmill, I'm gonna go tonk in the

showers while my hands are still naturally lubed up".

- "Alright mate, fancy a quick tonk to relax after pumping these weights?" (N.b:

the verb "to pump" is often used as a double entendre as it can refer to both

weight-lifting and intense masturbation, hence rendering superfluous the use

of the actual word "tonk").

- "God, I hate having to clean these showers. So many guys tonk themselves

silly after they've finished working out, some of them leave a right mess!".
by Slapmeharder June 24, 2014
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Chocolate Tornado

When a guy sticks his finger in a girls poopy bum & swirls it around really fast in the air with a bit of poo on the end of his finger.
"YO YO YO I just gave my girl a chocolate tornado!"
by agentargentina March 10, 2010
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white tornado

A cheer invented by the Cousino High School Marching Band in Warren, Michigan. The cheer is performed by one person (the caller) yelling out a series of commands and dances to the lines of people performing the cheer. The cheer always begins with the line "Let me see your White Tornado." Dances used in the white tornado include the funky chicken, shopping cart, sprinkler, and frankenstein.
Hey guys, it's the fourth quarter, let's do the white tornado!
by Mark Sharrow April 13, 2006
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Tonka Construction

Tonka Construction is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.
by KhAoS November 9, 2003
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