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Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”
Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!
by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021
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little mike

The most gay person ever. He will sick you off for 20$. He is always touching people in public.
Damn. Little Mike does the best blowjobs
by DangBoi September 17, 2016
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mike pikey

Pass me that Mike Pikey
by Handsomejack83 March 7, 2018
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Oscar Mike

14 Baravo is Oscar Mike
by Kneeslider February 6, 2020
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Mike Vibes

when you got hate on your mind or heart for these dimes, bitches, hoes, manglas, etc. and it’s fuck them
these dimes been doing me wrong since the sandbox so fuck it i’m on my mike vibes.
by playboi mike November 5, 2019
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Mike Love

Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».
Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
by BrianWilsonTheRapper August 17, 2018
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