Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Jam

Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".

Person A: So, how was the shin dig?

Person B: It was a total clam jam!

by Booka88 June 22, 2010

Clam Digger

noun -a sex-obsessed, usually grody male who is always pursuing cunt.

Lady 1: Who's that greasy man wearing all that cologne?
Lady 2: Looks like another clam digger, Shirley.

by tuna y red July 3, 2009

clam bake

Gathering of Lesbians.

Lillith Fair was a major clam bake.

by Chris Mammarelli September 16, 2005

Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

by 4jerksandasquirt May 4, 2017

Clam Icing

When you squeeze the contents of a used condom out on to a pussy and eat it with a spoon.

That was some mighty fine clam icing!

by Spanky Lou April 23, 2003

Clam Bake

A Clam Bake is when you are at a party where there are more girls then there are boys. It is a "sausage fest," but with girls.

"Dude, this party is a clam bake."

by MillyB August 23, 2011