tabitha

the best bestfriend in the world,funny hott and always there for you ur so lucky to have a frind like her. dont you ever let her leave you! make sur shes ur bffl forever.

im so lucky to have a tabitha

by taylor howard<3333 February 1, 2009

Table Wank

A stealthy act where one tries to catch a beat at the table without being noticed.

So I was over at my friends place for dinner and I totally table wanked while they cut the cheese.

by Jaswern February 24, 2010

Table out

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly; get out of here

Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"

Examples:

"this is boring, lets table out!"

"I don't wanna stay here! I have plans with Jess! lets table out!"

"alright guys we're going, table out!"

by Mscd1128 June 22, 2006

Tabbed Bluebook

1. A copy of "The Uniform System of Citation" carefully annotated by a law student seeking a position on Law Journal.
2. A book whose owner should shampoo a crotch.

"This campsite is rad, too bad it has no shower."
"Not to worry -- Mads has a tabbed bluebook."
"Really? Sweet."

by HarrierPride March 26, 2008

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

tabarnac

French slang (used in Canada only) In its literal sense, it means "tabernacle", but in this sense, it's used as a way of saying "Damn it"

Maman: "Jeanette, qu'est-ce que tu as acheté au mall?"
Jeanette: "J'ai acheté une robe pour 100$."
Maman: "Tabarnac! C'est trop cher!"

by Siena July 14, 2005

Run the Table

Term used often in college football to refer to a team winning all of it's games, usually in a conference.

"USC will run the table in the Pac-10 this year"

by pitar83 February 22, 2009