sweaty toes

When you go to take a poop and you push so hard and clench your jaw so hard your toes begin to sweat.

Or

Referring to a sexual moment when performing anal sex on the receving end, you clench your jaw and toes so hard they begin to sweat

Man i got sweaty toes real bad after eating that lasagna.

I gave Jessica sweaty toes last night.

I can’t believe that George gave me sweaty toes last night.

by Poudew April 30, 2023

sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 8, 2023

Sweaty Flopper

A man who is an idiot, stupid or boofhead.
Also known as someone who is not good at playing fortnight.

Omg, you are such a sweaty flopper.

by anonymous July 30, 2023

Sweaty Betty

When a man gets disgustingly sweaty and his balls get glued to his legs.

I wish I wore cotton underwear today, now I have a major sweaty betty

by Chester Cheetah June 6, 2023

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023

Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

Sweaty Megan

waking up covered in sweat after hallucinating on hemp or cannabis.

I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.

You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.

Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.

by Ranku78 September 9, 2023