stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

stoked

slang - when you’re stoned and coked. (Under the influence of both weed and cocaine).

Dude I was so stoked during that Uber ride.

by xniche November 22, 2021

Stonedism

A Religion Based Around Mr Stoned. A Real Person. On Discord.

"Oh no sorry, i support Stonedism"

by Mr Stoned December 1, 2021

Stover

A "Stover" is an Orgy that you turn the thermostat all the way up so everyone is sweating profusely during the said Orgy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Mary-lou and Tommy are holding a Stover?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I was planning on going! I've never been in an Orgy before."
Person 1: "This isn't just an Orgy! This is a Stover!"
Person 2: "Isn't it the same thing?"
Person 1: "No, a "Stover" is an Orgy where they turn the thermostat all the way up so everyone sweats profusely!"

by jak_hollow December 7, 2021

stoned

Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.

1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck

by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022

Stoned

When you smoke to much bud and feel completely out of this world. Get the mean munchies and eat like a fucken pig. Chur

Person 1: Fuck my gewl how stoned did you get?
Person 2: Fuck my sis stoned enough to make me out of this world
Person 1: Shit my gewl no more buds for you lol

by Heartysis January 27, 2022

Stoned

The practice of presenting a (often colourfully painted or adorned) rock or stone at parkrun events in South Africa.

Koos stoned Christine at Hermanus parkrun with a beautiful rock from his homerun.

by Raditsebe January 29, 2022