squid

a person who "squids" there way into a situation or a conversation or even a car

dude there is no room in the car.. oh well ill just sit on your lap.

there is no room for you on the couch and they just squid there way in between people

by ashley + heather January 19, 2008

squid

A 1970's Southern Californian perjorative meaning an undesirable person; near the bottom of the social status pecking order; similar to "jerk" or "dweeb."

"Joey is such a squid, why do you hang out with him?"

by Tony S. February 3, 2004

squible

a slang term for marijuana

lets twist up some squible

by america June 13, 2004

squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007

squid

verb - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up after eating the (often low quality) dessert. chunder usually looks like "squid-like" due to the disproportionately high ratios of jelly and ice cream offered.

"now that you haven't crabbed, we can hit the dessert car, but u better not squid again"

by buffetmaster March 1, 2009

Squibbs

A highly lubricated turd that slides out of the anus with turd juice either before, while or after. A very runny turd, but not a succession of runny turds.

After a good night out drinking with his mates, Jimmy had the squibbs. This thoroughly flushed out his system.

Jimmy laughed so hard he managed to create squibbs in his trousers. Jimmy was embarrassed.

by Runny Turd October 21, 2010

Squibler

Squibler is a sort of stuffer. Something you stuff with. People who smoke marijuana using spliffs or joints use squiblers. Items, such as a metal in the shape of a cotton-bud or the top most thin part of a radio's antenna are used as squiblers.

Ei Yo, Where is my squibler at? How am I supposed to stuff up this joint huh? Wit Ugly's dick?

by Albashir April 16, 2008