OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

by The Embry-O December 9, 2008

trollin shuffle

So trolling is the act of intentionally purposefully provoking others on the internet usually in excess by typing insults or randomness.

To “troll shuffle” is to log onto a shuffling webcam site (stickam, chat roulette, etc) and to randomly type to people. With no real intention of conversation; simply to be annoying or awkward. The more awkward or obscene or random you are the stronger the Trollin shuffle is!

The ultimate goal of Trollin’ a shuffle is to get the look of complete disguest or lack of understanding face and then to be booted, nexted, kicked, or any other word describing the conversations end.

Suhamm sloshed : I am on Stickam in the Shuffle mode and just typing randomness to people.

SEAMOORE BUTTS: hahahahah
SEAMOORE BUTTS: wow
SEAMOORE BUTTS: youz just trollin shuffle aren't you suhamm?
suhamm sloshed: hahahahhahaahhaha
suhamm sloshed: is there such thing
Randy:There is now! (logs onto urbandictionary.com and creats this new phenom word)

by Randoni May 13, 2010

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003

Shuffling pancakes

The sound a fat person makes when they fart.

My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?"

by W Keller September 8, 2006

White knuckle shuffle

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.

She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle

by Francis B November 20, 2007

Skeletor Shuffle

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.

What the fuck, dude?

What?

When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.

by Scott A. January 2, 2009

shit shuffle

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009