squat

To dwell with the universe amidst its adversities. To find one's center. To dwell, in silence, with your best friend until stars, stream or stirring evoke conversation.

Informal: "Hey man, let's cop a squat"; or Formally: "Do you have time for a squat?"

by mr juggly December 16, 2011

squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 9, 2013

squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 July 18, 2016

squat sergeant

Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.

Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.

by PapaBear5 July 11, 2016

Squatergate

Trump and his administration in the days that followed the 2020 Presidential election when Trump would not leave the White House upon defeat.

Biden was not allowed to begin his duties after the 2020 election due to Squatergate.

by vdaye November 15, 2020

stomp squatch

a filthy sasquatch. typically a female.

god, i want to thrash that stomp squatch. she's such a dirty whore.

by princess mountainhammer October 15, 2007

Doing Squats At The Beach

verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.

It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.

Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?

You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car

by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010