Split infuckative

The use of everyone's favourite four-letter word inserted within another word or abbreviation.

Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.

1 hour later

Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?

by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021

split apart

Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.

THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!

by ya know? October 7, 2023

Split

To beat up

Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.

by big_mikevq November 15, 2017

Banana Split

Pretty girls that don't know how to close their legs.

Chris : Hey, your dating Olivia?
Jeff : Yeah. What about her?
Chris : Lol, She's a banana split!

by Http.les April 7, 2015

Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.

"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"

by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024

splits on trees

No one really knows what it means. 🤔🤔🤔

I be doing splits on trees

by RAR XD February 21, 2018

split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck

"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"

by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021