Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
Get the Texas Ski Lodgemug. Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
Get the Johnny Blue Skiesmug. (ski:z In ʤi:ənz)
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
Idiom, declarative phrase
Definition:
descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,
especially of an irredeemable person
Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
Get the skis in jeansmug. She is very brave and smart. She is tall. She always try’s to help people out in different situations. She can be mean when she wants to. She loves to joke around but when it’s time to get work done she is always serious. When she is mad you see a whole different side of her.
by Oluwaderamni November 3, 2019
Get the Skimug. Such a talented person. She is seems nice but once you get to know her you see a whole different side. That’s when you know she don’t play no games. She will stick with you through thick and thin. She is super funny and loves to joke around.
Ski is such a good person.
by Oluwaderamni November 2, 2019
Get the Skimug. by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013
Get the Ski Gogglesmug. a buddy for skiing, or code for skibidi toilet in classrooms where teachers have banned the phrase due to incomparable levels of brainrot.
by MerlinMDV March 5, 2024
Get the ski buddymug.