Bro you are such a 30 year old middle-age man who typically does dumb shit on a daily basis you’re Shane Dawson
by Eddie Munson Stan July 07, 2022
by Moonwalker_forever December 18, 2018
me- have u seen a youtuber called shane dawson
other person- no but she seems like a nice lady
me- yea she does doesn't she
other person- no but she seems like a nice lady
me- yea she does doesn't she
by ThisIsBob97 February 17, 2019
Shane Diesel is the stage name for Saul Seward Armstrong, an African-American pornographic film actor. He is best known for his career in the professional adult film industry, starring in films produced by companies such as DogFart Network and Digital Sin. The overwhelming majority of his filmography features interracial sex, often crossing over into the niche cuckolding genre, which is often considered his most famous and iconic work.
In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.
In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.
Friend 1: I spoke with the doctor yesterday. It turns out my wife got pregnant with triplets after I paid Shane Diesel to destroy her pussy last night.
Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*
Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!
Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*
Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!
by NTR-Enjoyer December 13, 2022
Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 08, 2020
by sharymin January 21, 2022
A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .
Note: especially popular in foreign countries
Note: especially popular in foreign countries
by MissG3 April 15, 2023