Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

Bleaker seats

The mid section between nose bleed section and,(OR) high nose (sideline section) of an NFL stadium seating arrangement. Preferably known as mid section seating.

I got tickets to the lions game! "Bleaker seats are the best!"

by Defiant definition November 21, 2019

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

seat 11a

the infamous seat without a window in a 737. It’s to do with aircon hardware.

Booked seat 11a as Ryanair said it was a window seat, was instead staring at a blank wall for the entire 3 hour flight.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025

Fecked Seat

A form for banning fugly seats in the barbers whenever a droob comes to die.

Ooh,fecked seat sucks especially when a male does that.

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 14, 2019