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Schrödinger's Dark Humor

A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.

A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."

Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."

What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.

Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together

Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭

Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this

Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.

Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.

Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
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schrodinger's chaser

someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.
ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025
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Schprangle

a tight pair of underpants made from a rope of spam canned meat that works its way into all the crevasses, and when worn by a male, a loop wraps around the balls, supporting them.
I wore my schprangle under my suit to feel extra special at the prom.
by Spermoff August 10, 2025
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Schrodinger's Smut

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)

In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"

"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
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Schrödinger's cypher site

Whatever site your cypher settup is on, the enemies will always go the the other one.
I set up on B 5 rounds in a row and they went A for all of them, its schrödinger's cypher site again
by The valorant man August 25, 2025
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Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
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