Playing Evelyn Salt

A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.

Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!

by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 6, 2020

skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned November 29, 2022

salt in your foreskin

a very painful thing to threaten to your friends *also works with peper*

i will put salt in your foreskin

by the cool Agustise the 2nd April 6, 2022

Himalayan Pink Salt

When you blow cocaine into a girl's vagina.

Instead of Wolf of Wallstreeting that ass, use the other hole. Mine that Himalayan Pink Salt.

by BertN'Ashty February 5, 2022

Mexican Salt Shaker

When a girl hides coke in her ass and a man fucks her anally.

"That bitch at the urgent care got fucked Mexican Salt Shaker style last night."

by Papa Randü May 19, 2021