Ford Ranger Raptor

Every little boys dream. But for 60grand...youd expect more than a dressed up overweight Ford Focus. 2ltr, in a truck that size ? Ok it has 2 turbos....and aparently has the same 10 speed transmission as the Actual f150 Raptor....why ? Because it needs all the extra gears to survive lol....Fucking awesome concept with a 💩 result....id sooner own a pootrol.

Chick; oh hey, sorry i didnt hear you pull up, my electric leg shaver must of drowned out the sound of your car ?

Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor 🥰

Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor 😩

....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor 😁

Chick; What the fuck did you say ?

Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...

Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? 🤬 Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !

Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though 😨

Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?

Bloke; Ah nope 😓

Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...🤔

Bloke; ah nope 😪

Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? 🤬

Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....

Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.

Bloke;😱🥵😭🥶🤮🤫

by Youdontownaraptoritsaranger February 11, 2019

bust-a-rutgers

To call someone a "nappy-headed ho."

How to bust-a-rutgers, Don Imus style: "That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm gonna tell you that now, man, that's some - woo. And the girls from Tennessee, they all look cute, you know, so, like -kinda like - I don't know."

by coolguyattack August 2, 2008

romp ranger

romp ranger = fudge packer....

look uder anal sex or fudge packer or somthin

by Jennifer April 20, 2005

Ranger brown

the name of a kick-ass indivdual that wrestles bears in the morning and chokes mountian lions with his bear.......skin hands: An indivdual who lives in any kind of outdoor region with the most extreem of conditions.

(bret)"dude what happened to you"

(jack)"i camped out on top of mnt. everest"

(bret)"you look like crap"

(jack)"i know!"

(bret)"who the hell do you think you are? Ranger Brown??!!

by Dr. Strange-Love March 31, 2010

ranger flip

When you are out of clean underwear you flip your underwear inside out, backwards, and etc.. To keep 'em clean and get some more uses💩😎 #rangerflip

"Oh no! My underwear is dirty"
"No worries, just use the ranger flip!"

by Rfliper August 6, 2014

rutgers football

An absolute joke consisting of a bunch of pansies that trash talk everyone else because they can't play football to save their lives.

"Im tired lets skip practice today" "Hell no what do you think this is, rutgers football?"

by Trace Mcsorely February 19, 2017

Ranger

A class in many video games that uses ranged and elegant melee techniques as well as animistic magic to connect to nature.

DM of D&D, "The Ranger attacks the Lich with a Harpoon Arrow and the Lich takes 50 piercing damage, the first critical hit in today's session."
Ranger's Player, "Yeet. I think it's great that I chose this class specifically for greatness."

by FSRueful January 12, 2019