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snail trail race

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.
by Bigdadddyz April 22, 2017
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Drag Racing The Sandman

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.
I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!
by mrkron January 9, 2012
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Japanese Racing Mouse

Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.
I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass
by deezy12627210 August 22, 2009
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Mother in law race

A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.
They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!
by Sticky the Clown April 29, 2011
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submarine race

When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest. The last one to finish loses.

Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.
We had a submarine race the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.

A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.

Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.
by S...K... November 9, 2007
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pink slip racing

The ultimate test to see if you are a true racer. Each opponents put their cars on the line in a winner takes all match. If you win you get a free car as well as all the upgrades installed but if you lose, you lose your car. Very risky but the reward is a free car
Racer 1: i do pink slip racing only. are you up for it
Racer 2: your on
Racer 1: thanks for the free custom ford gt
by Thetruebadass July 29, 2014
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Beetle Adventure Racing

One of the best racing games for the Nintendo 64. Sure, the system didn't have many good ones, but this would have been good on any console. You race around with the new Beetle model on kickass racetracks. So many shortcuts to take, and tons of glitches to mess around with such as spinning your car out of Mount Mayhem. Multiplayer was good too.
Now that I have the Police Beetle, I can stop the AI cars and smash them when I hit them. The Alien Beetle looks the coolest though. Damn, Beetle Adventure Racing is so rad.
by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008
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