pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom

that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!

by ronplaisance November 30, 2011

Digital Force Protection (DFP)

The passive consolidation of digitally produced or procured data which can be processed and disseminated to support the protection of a military force. DFP is not targeting or collection and is never active.

Digital Force Protection (DFP) is NOT SIGINT , NOT EW and NOT CYBER, It is DFP you stupid SOF VAMPIRE!!

by GFYSUDFA April 8, 2021

Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn

I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...

Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

orange spodumene steven universe

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU

by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019

Protedouche

When a person is selected for a higher rank, title, billet at work but ultimately sucks at life. A person who is not respected or generally cared for.

Lance: Did you hear about the new guy who's getting promoted in a couple of months?
Chuck: Yeah i heard, what a fucking Protedouche that guy is!

by Roython August 11, 2007

projectard

While playing Emporor: Battle for Dune, a person that rushes for projection tanks, and upon creating them, projects a holographic army large enough to kill other players just with the lag it causes.

Mike: "Stop spamming holograms,you fucking projectard, you're lagging me like hell."
Steve: "No way lololol i will pwn j00 noogass!"
Mike: "WTFFFFFFFFF."
*Player Mike has lost connection to server*
Steve "LOLOLOLOL"

by Stevesteverson January 2, 2009