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My Little Pony 

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.
Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.
Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.
pontoon by Jason Jopke June 13, 2005

Ride That Pony

I've only ever heard of Ride That Pony as a game, kind of like the others discribed.Around here, the cheerleaders at all the schools have a huge 'bonding moment' at Competion while waiting for the results and Ride That Pony's definitely a favorite then.
In our version, we stand in one big circle while 3-5 ppl, depending on how many people are in the big circle, are in the middle. 3-5 smaller people are on their backs riding the 'pony'. The people in the outer circle sing while the 'ponies' gallop around the inside of the circle. Here are the lyrics we use: 'Ride, ride, ride that pony/Get up and ride that big fat pony/Ride, ride, ride that pony/This is how we do it' After this, the people on the 'ponies' backs jump off and all the people in the middle stop at the closest person and dance. Then we all sing: 'Front to front to front with my baby/Back to back to back with my baby/Side to side to side with my baby/This is how we do it!' The peope who the ponies and riders stopped in front of then switch and become the new p.'s and r.'s. We always play this for around half an hour while we wait for the awards, and all the cheerleaders from all the different schools get to hang out and talk without competition blocking it. It's really fun.
'Ride That Pony was so fun at Comp!'
(yes, literally something several people say)
Ride That Pony by Dewshine May 2, 2011
The mini bottled beers. AKA- grenades- Generally a product by Mickey's out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I don't want the whole bottle, probably just a pony.
pony by sfarag May 9, 2005
An annoying faggot that makes up shit and lies out of his ass 24/7. Enjoys big cocks and always takes it in the butt. Says he's the shit but never proves himself. Can't do any kind of flip, or even a heel flip, since the pavement is never right. If seen, contact the humane society and report a wild faggot. Hope he gets neutered.
Hey guys did you see pono?

Yeah man, he fucking sucked my dads cock, and then bailed a front flip. What a gay guy.
Pono by Anal faggina December 13, 2014
"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."
Pontoon by Skott October 17, 2004