ass pirate

1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships abundant in rich, exquisite ass ; skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.

2. One who has an obsession with ass hole of some sort.

ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!

Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!

LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!

Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!

by superpooper June 16, 2008

status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

by aalh July 28, 2011

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Buckle Pirate

One who enjoys pirating the 7 seas of another man's rectum. An ass pirate.

Man, that kid is a buckle pirate and a half.

by droptothefloor October 21, 2012

Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.

"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"

by Tacorainstorm May 17, 2016

thot pirate

one who plunders the hoes. One who vandalizes the anal hole of hoes, like a bloody pirate.

"damn, johnny plundered that hoe like the thot pirate he is!"

by AlexHearMeRoar July 14, 2018

pirate hangover

Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.

Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!

by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014