Sweat the pipe

Jacking off, masturbating, pleasing ones self

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well

by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011

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Landlord Pipe

The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.

The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.

Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!

by Ron Bombcronadon March 3, 2011

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Dung Piping

The act of having anal sex, especially in a shitty asshole that has not been cleaned. Ever.

Man 1: So what happened to that skank you met at the club last night?
Man 2: I took her around to the alley we were totally Dung Piping for a couple hours. I had to take eight showers when I got home!
Man 1: Gross. Why do you tell me this shit?

by Murdok spawn of Goreface July 16, 2011

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