horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee

“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”

by niggerballs December 3, 2019

pee quake

The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.

By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.

by AuraGun July 24, 2016

Pee Trippin

When someone takes too many drugs that require lots of hydration (like E), Pee Trippin is when you're high while you are peeing a lot.

Guys, I'm totally Pee Trippin right now!

by Kay Tee TaTa July 8, 2010

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013

Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

pee story

pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent

yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story

by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023