A fucking retard that doesn't give a shit about anyone but the money and fucks Erika Costell for followers and Jake Paul sucks monkey dick also he sucks Logan Pauls dick
by Wait, the fuck? September 26, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. by wrxtasy August 5, 2007
Get the Hot Paulmug. by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. A cancerous YouTuber who takes people's life for granted for money purposes only. He abuses people, sexual assaults them, and is racist.
Team10: Roses are red team 10 is shitty I have no brain England is my city.
Jake Paul: I made up the name team 10 cause that is the amount of money I take from your earnings
Jake Paul: I made up the name team 10 cause that is the amount of money I take from your earnings
by Bromieomie December 10, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. Paul Pelo is a French football player who moved to the Possum Grape island off the west coast of Scotland. He soon created his own football team called ''Auchenshoogle FC''. Paul Pelo did this as no other team known to man was good enough to sign him so he came to the conclusion that the only logical thing to do was create an elite team of players worthy of Paul Pelo's commitment this started with the signing of '' Dylan Richardson'' and his very own son ''Paki Pelo'' soon followed 2 years later by '' Max Valiente''. Paul Pelo took his club from the ground up with his usual outside the box freekicks, outstanding penalties that never fail to hit the back of the net and unnecessary fake shots. His large pink afro and goatee make him stand out on the pitch and his 6'2 height advantage makes him a great captain and owner of the mighty club, along with his serious and strong taste in communism, racism , sexism and homophobia. He also hates every religion other than protestants. Paul Pelo isn't just a talented footballed he is also an award winning joiner and porn star. Pelo is also the son of God and brother of Jesus Christ which yes does make Paki Pelo the nephew of Jesus Christ. This grants Paul Pelo the power of speed, flight, immortality and many others. He took the club through highs and lows and now sits in division 5 hoping for promotion.
Man 1: Is that the man, the myth, the legend Paul Pelo he is like my favourite footballer ever and I pray to him every night. I even read about him in the Bible last night.
Man 2: Yes it is
Man 2: Yes it is
by Auchenshooglefan_420 March 22, 2020
Get the Paul Pelomug. The act of collecting a woman's underarm sweat while dancing at a nightclub and smelling it, in order to better understand her level of interest through pheromonal interest.
I didn't get her phone number, but her paul-pourri was calling me
by remotely defined November 14, 2016
Get the paul-pourrimug. Oh man my first college roommate was such a tool that I swear to God I caught him doing the Paul Ryan one day when I came home early from class.
by Punditos Maximos June 18, 2018
Get the Paul Ryanmug.