spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 10, 2008

Shawty got low on the dance floor

Refers to a hawt female shakin' her booty on the dance floor.

Line appearing in Flo Rida's tune "Get Low." She hit the flo She hit the flo, Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low low low. Paraphrased the lyric becomes Shawty got low on the dance floor.

by KeithM March 08, 2008

tore up from the floor up

adj. Describes an ugly girl. see two-bagger

That girl was tore up from the floor up, yo! Why did you set me up with her?

by fizzle April 02, 2004

I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 04, 2009

tore up from the floor up

Being so drunk or high that even your toes have a buzz!!!

Man at the bar last nite I was tore up from the floor up!!!

by vinny125125 February 25, 2012

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

one of your options when the mutha fuckin law is in your rearview mirror

"Shit, man, the motha fuckin laws behind me. What the hell am i gonna do?"
"Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor"

by natetorious September 30, 2009