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Half Thong

A loop of elastic & spandex fabric that wraps around one hip, between buttocks, and covers your junk. The loop can also be longer and go over one shoulder instead of the hip. Essentially a Half-Mankini (A Half Body Thong). A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; a pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.
Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a half thong to the beach.
by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014
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half-shpee

Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA
"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.
by ghettobootie July 23, 2008
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half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009
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half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat
While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010
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half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"
by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013
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Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019
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Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.
Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.
by dave namegah April 8, 2011
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