I love you mushroom <3
by Bub♡ November 04, 2021
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by Fep October 14, 2023
When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
by MrSlappaH December 29, 2018
Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.
I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.
by dootzero September 17, 2021
A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
by sehunsimmons February 11, 2016
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