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Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"
That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"
by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014
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yard mullet

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.
"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"
by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014
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ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.
"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"
by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014
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Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."
We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.
by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014
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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016
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Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 2, 2017
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hand mullet

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.
by susil19 June 2, 2016
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