Shake the mouse 

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

Shake the mouse by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

All Cat No Mouse by cal w February 6, 2021

Clicking the mouse

Repetitive mundane action with no seemingly worthwhile end result or a job that is lowly, boring, thankless or done on autopilot with one's eyes closed figuratively.

Rather than respected or appreciated for their knowledge, David and Hugo were relegated to the night shift clicking the mouse for 12 hours.

Clicking the mouse by Milsekr March 28, 2022

Poo Mouse 

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse

Poo Mouse by Benjamin_The_Poo_Mouse November 15, 2006

Playboy mouse 

Any young girl under the age of 18 that dreams of being a playboy bunny.

"When I grow up, I want to date Hugh Hefner! I've got the perfect body for it. I just need a boob job..."

"Cindy, you sound like a Playboy mouse!"

Playboy mouse by mistress E January 10, 2009

great white mouse

an ounce of coke. its called this because it is about the same shape, color, and size of a white mouse.

person 1: bagging up coke takes soo long, man.
person 2: yeah thats because its the great white mouse.

great white mouse by mah dude August 17, 2006

tit mouse 

A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).

Look at the rack on that tit mouse.

tit mouse by Jonny mouseman January 16, 2010