Materialist

Someone who believes a type of material is inferior to another, or someone who discriminates against specific types of material. See materialism

George: Do you have any leather jackets? I hate fleece.

Cashier: Oh, you're one of those kinds of people. We don't serve materialists here, fuck off.

George: I'm not a materialist, I have reasons for hating fleece.

Cashier: You bigots make me sick.

by Zeddler June 23, 2013

Meerkat Manor

The misfortunate (or fortunate, depending on your sexual practices) sexual mishap usually occurring amid a barbaric session of anal sex which results in the receiving party unexpectedly releasing a meerkat-like shit due to the overwhelmingly violent thrusts in and out of his or her rectum.

She Meerkat Manored all over my new pillow!

by Manny24 April 30, 2011

Wifey Material

Sophie salmeron

“I want a girl who’s wifey Material”
“Oh get Sophie”

by PIMPCENTRAL November 23, 2021

Materazzi

To win, not by skill, but by insulting and trashtalking an opponent

Yeah, he tried to Materazzi me, but I dribbled around him and left him in the dust.

by Martha Turner September 10, 2008

Mater Head

A nickname of a country boy from the deep south. The name was past down father to son. There is only two "Mater Head's" that are still alive today.

To this date nobody knows who made up the nickname Mater Head, but the saying behind the name goes "He mater hate it or mater like it".

by Mater Head II April 18, 2008

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

Materiwell

To have all of ones material desires fulfilled. To be finacially sound regarding mortgages, car payments, etc...

Joe: You hear Jane got that iPod she's always wanted?
Jack: No way! Now she's really materiwell.

by Hoffmaster January 13, 2008