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Meat Yeet

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!
by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018
mugGet the Meat Yeetmug.

Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.
"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."
by SomeUrbanLinguist January 11, 2019
mugGet the Head Meatmug.

meat fencing

"can you hear that meaty clout?"
"yeah, sounds like some vicious meat fencing"
by Tobias Hedgehog October 24, 2015
mugGet the meat fencingmug.

Meat Pancake

When someone wraps a hot pancake around there dick and jacks-off into it.
Dude I totally Meat Pancaked right before we went to the movies.
by Shadowy Shadows January 8, 2011
mugGet the Meat Pancakemug.

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.
a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...
by jetless May 18, 2006
mugGet the meat mickeymug.

Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.
That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!
by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018
mugGet the Meat Hawkmug.

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack
FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
by glovestain December 4, 2018
mugGet the gooch meatmug.

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