When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.
1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard
2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?
1:...yup
2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?
1:...yup
by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010
by spf004 September 08, 2018
Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
by Tobias Hedgehog September 07, 2015
FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?
SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
by glovestain December 04, 2018
Pour honey down the crack of your ass. Let several gay men viciously and aggressively claw and eat honey from your ass while roaring when you cum.
by Clint Mantooth April 21, 2020
Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.
a couple at a mexican restaurant:
person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.
person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.
person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...
person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.
person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.
person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...
by jetless May 10, 2006