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The Max Baucus

"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.

Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.

The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.
"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"
by TheMaxBaucus September 10, 2009
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Manly Max

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.
Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys
by BigoofMax February 27, 2019
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Max Mayfield

Max Mayfield is a character is Stranger Things that has existed since season 2, and is also Mists wife.
Mist: "I love Max Mayfield! she is my wife"
by ghosteddie July 7, 2022
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Max par

The replacement of "top kek"
Because top kek is used by normies
>Apple is a gaming platform.
Max par
by Faggorini June 9, 2018
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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 7, 2020
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max caulfield

a hot character from life is strange who is caring and kind and the perfect girlfriend
"yeah i think clara is my max caulfield
by Jye the sex addict March 15, 2022
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Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 9, 2018
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