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Bitcoin Maximalist

A high IQ, high energy Bitcoin-loving warrior who knows that most any other coin has been created to steal money from the ignorant. They are considered to be well versed, heavily educated and hated by scammers and shillers. A bitcoin maximalist will come in hot in almost any discussion and will answer coherently, due to their likely thousands of hours of learning and research on Bitcoin and alts.

Quick to call out BS from scammers and shillers who are focused on luring un-knowledgable newbies into buying their alt-coin(coins made after Bitcoin) aka "Shitcoins"
Sarah: "It's great to see such a vibrant and open community developing Ethereum. I think I'd like to get involved."

Steve: "You do realize that Bitcoin has 98% dominance. All other shit coins will go to zero, why bother with Ethereum?"

Sarah: "What evidence do you have that Ethereum will go to zero? Secondly, the DeFi applications are cool, not to mention there are countless applications being built on it, I feel Ethereum will continue to have a bright future."

Steve: "Bitcoin was the first to solve the notorious Double-Spend problem. Ethereum was a pre-mined ICO, so you're essentially paying for something that the Ethereum Devs printed out of thin air to get rich. Not to mention Ethereum is near impossible to run a full node, and it has a figurehead that calls all the shots. Bitcoin is immutable and the code cannot be changed without everyone agreeing, and it has no figurehead."

Sarah: "Wow, I didn't know that! You sound like a Bitcoin Maximalist Steve, I think you just made me into one too! How much time did you spend learning all this stuff?"

Steve: "I spent years soaking up as much knowledge about Bitcoin, and there is still things I have left to learn, it's crazy! Being a Bitcoin Maximalist is tough work, but I'm learning new stuff every day! Glad to have you on board Sarah!"
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Maxinie

Monster who is often grouchy and has no sense of respect for other people. Is also a weenie.
by caramell October 21, 2008
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GFCW Maximicus

teh littlez fuxhole hes such an asshole bitch gfcw
yeah oy, this sucks so much fuckin' ass like Maximicus
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ExPoSed - MaXiMuM

whats 2+2?
uhh..i knoe i knoe itz 5!!!
no u dumb ass
OHH HE'z BEEN EXPOSED MAXIMUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bitcoin Maximalist

Someone who has studied monetary history and come to the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only sound money.

Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.

They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.
"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."

- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor
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Brajmus Maximus

The Brajmus Maximus is the highest level of Braj you can achieve. Generally compared to a god, the minors of the Brajmus Maximus or his friends being the Demigod of the Braj God. Usually acts of good friendship or being a true Braj lead to Brajmus Maximus level. There can only be one Brajmus Maximus in every friend group.
"Yo Broje, thanks for being a true Braj. I believe that promotes you to the new level."

"I am the Brajmus Maximus."
by ShroomBraj April 9, 2013
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Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:
Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}
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