chipotle is my life

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

by Bigred669 March 4, 2017

3 stages of life

Stage One: Birth

Stage Two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage Three: Death

3 stages of life

by ANUSBOI6869 July 11, 2017

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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

by Super Loves Cakes June 18, 2022

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

A song made by Monty Python from a 1979 movie called The Life Of Brian

I listened to 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' and it made my day.

:)

by Eggy543 June 14, 2019

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

Prick for Life

Someone who is and always will be a prick.
Also can be used as PFL, an abbreviated term.

See prick for further clarification.

Guy 1: Dayum that Kyle is such a silly pfl!
Guy 2: What he do this time?
Guy 1: He dumped his spankin' hot girlfriend to go hook up with Adam's mom!
Guy 2: Dang...prick for life!

by rice4lyfeinda415 March 11, 2009

get your life

(verb) An expression one makes when someone makes a comment or does something contrary to what you believe is acceptable. This expression has been made popular by Toni Braxton's sister, "Tamar Braxton," on the reality tv show, "Braxton Family Values." --

It's another way of saying, "knock it off," or "Cut it out," and can be short for an expression such as, "Get your life together, because you're obviously going insane if you believe that"

Toni: Tamar, that's why I can't go anywhere with you because you're always acting a fool.

Tamar: Who??? Not her! Nope, you better get your life.com

by Geniusity April 18, 2012