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why am i lonely

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you

Lovelock 

Someone who excells in the art of 'Lovelocking' paperwork, basically constantly looses important paperwork/important objects, espescially just before they are needed.
Have you got that sheet with the serial numbers on it for this kit John?
*10 mins later after evryone in the office is looking for it*
You've Fucking lovelocked it ain't you John.
Lovelock by Hugh Janus September 8, 2004

Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup 

The last time I had a definition for this word it was 400,000 years ago.
The Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup were not always tentacle monsters. Oh sorry, yeah they were. But they were not always in a cup. They were once mortal enemies in outer space in their space pods. They pod battled for supremacy. When they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. God, I hate that kid who plays Anakin. Little kids dont all suck at acting. Get one that knows how to deliver a line. But that little turd did not ruin it for me so its all good. He could never bring down a juggernaut like Star Wars. Speaking of Juggernaut, have you seen the new X-MEN movie? I haven't yet, but I have heard really good things. Anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some shit. I dont know.
Word/words used heavily in the speech patterns of Andrew Lovell.
Fegget
Homo
Fuck ooffffff
Lovellism by Someone February 20, 2004
Someone with no friends, no one to love and no one that loves them. Someone who sits on U.D coming up with 300 definitions a day that nobody will ever read.
Becky: I'm alone but not lonely.
Sarah: yup, and you just keep telling yourself that, we will see where that gets you.
Lonely by bum cough April 27, 2015

Lonely Knight 

Someone who belongs to the LKS Clan
Look there's a group of lonely knight's there!
Lonely Knight by Anon June 16, 2003