Jared

That attention-seeking, annoying guy that dramatically reacts to everything with emphasis

You: *gently touches his shoulder*

Jared: *throws himself against a wall* OOWHWHGHHH WHY WOULD YOU PUSH ME?????? WAAGAGAHHHJJJ

by phroggg November 27, 2025

Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022

indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money

I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared

by Matrix basics February 3, 2023

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have

sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.

by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025

Poppin a Jared

Having a boner for short period of time

Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "

by LOOK aid mans October 31, 2016