Asked if he had won any money on lotto, sam replied,"nah got jack shit" There was jack shit left in the fridge.
by timothy mark kluwen April 22, 2007
Get the Jack Shit mug.1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.
2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.
2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
by KillYouAll June 30, 2005
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A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie.
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie.
by SomethingDifferent07 January 8, 2009
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Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*
by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017
Get the Captain Jack Harkness mug.Hit the road jack is a slang term to use whilst firing an employee, or breaking up with someone as a couple. Usually whenever the recipient does something that negatively impacts the person who uses the phrase.
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The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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