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an itialian can be summed up in one word: Flawless.
we are truely the best. if you think otherwise then you are WRONG and should therefore go to hell.
that francesco varoli is the hariest italian i know. his mother is a milf and a half.
by RAABSKI December 28, 2005
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italian mobster guy

once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald
Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.
by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004
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Italian Dinner

When a girl vomits while performing fellatio on a guy as a result of her eating too much dinner.
Shana made me an Italian Dinner last night....guess she had too much to eat.
by DerfMoney February 20, 2011
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Captain's Motto-Italian Version

"Jump into a lifeboat"

The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").

In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.

The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?

"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
by mike87111 February 10, 2012
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Italian

italian women are hairy like mexican women
by brad nasty September 23, 2005
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Italian woman

Italian woman are generally fast, wild drivers. They should be kept off the roads!
That Italian woman just knocked that poor old man over.
by Mafaldaz December 19, 2007
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Italian Flu

When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.
Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.
by Gabriel Riggs January 8, 2009
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