The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015
Get the Poop Hopmug. by YandereAria_ February 24, 2021
Get the Rock-Hopmug. Overly-bouncy manner of walking displayed by men and women. Often accompanied by feet donning a pair of androgynous footwear (i.e., Keds, Vans, Sketchers or Tretorn).
Jesus Christ, that guy across the street is an agressive hop-walker! I don't understand how people learn to walk that way, it looks so much more complicated than walking like a normal person!"
by Norman TheCalf May 6, 2016
Get the hop-walkermug. the act of flirting, expressing interest, having sex with, or dating one sister and then expressing interest, flirting, having sex with OR dating the other. Levels of interest don’t have to be the same for both sisters for it to be considered sister hopping. It is an extremely odd practice and one that neither of the sisters involved typically find flattering in the slightest.
Sister 1: oh my god, Alexander totally asked me on a date last night
Sister 2: oh no he didn’t! He has been flirting with me all WEEK!
Sister: oh my god! He’s sister hopping! GROSS!
Sister 2: oh no he didn’t! He has been flirting with me all WEEK!
Sister: oh my god! He’s sister hopping! GROSS!
by prettymami011 December 4, 2019
Get the Sister Hoppingmug. Slang commonly used amongst gamer males which are intending on self harming typically withing 30 minutes of saying the phrase
by Cutting May 3, 2021
Get the Hop on warzonemug. by greased up roadhog October 20, 2022
Get the Hop on apexmug. by Candle wax May 26, 2017
Get the hair hopmug.