Grassini

This last name is decended from an old Roman god! That nobody liked. He died by tripping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. It can be known as the definition of "Retard". Any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to have a very tough life ahead of them. They are often born with many extra chromosomes due to the body trying to make up for the lack of common sense (fucking greedy cunt), and like to ride on the short bus because it makes them feel safe and at home.

"Yo is that kid a grassini?"
"Think so.. saw him on the short bus yesterday."
"Doesnt the school have a Wasp problem?"

by Making fun of people's names November 1, 2016

Grass puppy

A Grass puppy is a cow. So when people say that Cows are just ugly say no they are grass puppys

Alex- "Have you seen my Grass puppy yet?"
Sandra-"WTH is a Grass puppy?"
Alex- "A cow, duh"

by Lifewcee November 27, 2017

Grass Under the Sea

What autistic gay people who aren't very smart (aka fucking stupid) call kale

Heyyyy Grass Under the Sea

by Grass Under the Sea February 1, 2019

grasses

when one is high and can see through everyone's fake shit. When you are so high you become incredibly insightful and deeply analyze those surrounding you.

i had my grasses on and saw where Sophie's insecurities stem from

by Whatevernameisleft May 13, 2019

Grass

Green vegetation that most people have access to but never once laid a foot on.

Stand up, walk out of your nasty-ass cave and touch some grass for once.

by m‎inty April 10, 2022

Grass

Grass: A thing that only people with a life touch.
Dahoodians, genshin's and people like me, never touch Grass.

get off roblox and touch some grass!

by 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪 October 6, 2022

Nipple Grass

The hair of either a man or woman's nipple area, usually on the rim

"Dude that guy was so hairy!"

"Ya man did you see his nipple grass!"

by zackie brew January 7, 2009