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goose neck 

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg
Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck
goose neck by RedF000 June 28, 2009

Goosenheimer 

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".
John: You're such a goosenheimer.
Goosenheimer by Noneone September 13, 2009

Moose Goose 

You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.

A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.
moose goose camel toe moose knuckle

Full Goose Bozo 

Crazy -

This phrase came from the Firesign Theatre in the 70s and mis-attributed to the late, great Robin Williams in the 21st Century. Mr Williams probably shared a hash pipe with the FT lads at some point - or maybe just listened to their radio show Radio Free Oz, bought their records or got the Vulcan mindmeld working

Gobble the Goose 

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
Gobble the Goose by Charlie December 30, 2003

Confuse the Goose 

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.
"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."
Confuse the Goose by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008